There are only two things more feared in Scotland than the midge, a Bay City Rollers reunion and a new series of The Krankies. Regrettably the first one has already happened, apparently M&S sold out of tartan thongs within ninety minutes of the press release. Thankfully The Krankies are very unlikely to ever get a new TV show. Did you know they recently confessed to being “swingers” in their heyday? No wonder I gave up the golf.